What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

You shall not bear false witness.

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

Bible.. Hm.?

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like

But this is not

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?